”Gerry thanked the Judge and proceeded. “Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav’rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin’ her down de road when this huge Maclean potato truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn’t want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin’ and groanin’. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.“Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, “Mr. Drover, how are you feelin’? ... Now yer honor, wot da fock would you say?”Yes, I know there are different variations of this joke posted but it is still funny.The following is. I gave them the wrong details because I didn’t trust them. He asked, “Aren’t you feeling hot in that jacket? I said, yes.He asked me to remove it if it was hot. It was actually quite hot so I removed it and put it in my bag. After removing my jacket, I felt so sexy by getting their dirty looks. It was like I was the sexiest girl they ever saw. They were looking at me like hungry wolves waiting to fuck me.That guy who was sitting beside me placed a hand on my thigh and said, “Good girl”. He then started rubbing my thigh and told me about his family which I was not at all interested in. But I couldn’t stop him. He was able to pull my skirt a little upwards by his constant rubbing motion. Watching his bold behavior, all the 7 men started talking to me.The man who was sitting in front of me asked me if my legs were aching by constant sitting. I said yes and he asked me to put my legs on his lap. I hesitated at first, but I don’t know what came over me, I put my legs on his lap. He.
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